The idea is she MUST BE THE FIRST TO REVIEW a children's book. Or else.
And now this raving if talented YA writer wants me to set up some punishments if she fails in the task.
I mean, good grief.
As a compulsively helpful person, I must do her bidding.
If Angela fails (as in, if someone else has already reviewed a book), she must be PUNISHED. So, Angela, SHOULD YOU FAIL TO REVIEW A BOOK FIRST:
1. You must post a picture of yourself doing an animal face - preferably an ape face, my favourite.
2. OR you must rewrite a chapter from any of your novels in picture book style.
3. OR you must rewrite a picture book text in YA style.
4. OR you must take a famous picture book text and add werewolf / zombie / vampires or a horror element to it - to fulfil agent Sarah Davies' statement in Bologna: "horror is the new fantasy".
Any other insane suggestions - stick to children's writing themes please - heartily accepted!