I couldn't help myself. When I saw it on Justine Larbalastiere's blog, I had to go see how Notes from the Slushpile would rate. Apparently, my writings about trying to get published in the children's sector is too lascivious for some.
The rating was determined by the presence of the following words:
death (4x) sexy (3x) pain (2x) hell (1x)
yowza.
