"But in this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes." Benjamin Franklin, 1789.
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In my closet. Quick - shut the door! |
Afterwards I felt a little like Linda Blair in the Exorcist: so much spinning around in my brain that my head might possibly fly off. Luckily there was a good sprinkle of Scoobies in attendance to de-stress with over lunch: fellow Slushie Candy Gourlay, who was reminded often enough to remember to go this year; Sarah McIntyre, who picked a very rainy, miserable day to go to the wrong venue across London and arrive soggy and late; Paula Harrison, Sue Eves and myself, as well as new writing pal Rachel Ward.
Stuff I learned?
Proviso: I am not any sort of tax genius. I may have got something wrong. Don’t rely on any of this, except possibly points no. 4 and 9. Seek advice.OK, here goes:


3. Failing no. 2, it is a very good idea to start keeping records once earning writing income. Oops. I’m hopeful my shoebox of receipts will magically organize themselves. And apparently Revenue rather like handwritten diary notes over computer ones: eg. entry on June 11: "train fare to London for Tax talk for Authors."
4. Local knowledge is important, particularly when it is raining very, very hard: Candy knows the secret ways, and should be followed.
5. You can’t claim costs of building a Writing Shack in your garden! SO unfair, that one.
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If I don't look, it'll go away. Right? |
7. Ignoring halls and bathrooms, if you have one room in your house set up as your writing space, you can claim household expenses like gas, electricity, council tax etc in proportion to the number of rooms in your house – eg. in a house with 5 rooms, you can claim 20% of these bills. Cool. But make sure there is a non-writing incidental use in the space – a birdcage, a tumble dryer, a record collection, you name it – or if you sell the house you may lose your capital gains exemption.
8. I’ll never get a full state pension, because I can’t fit in enough years of work (30) with NI contributions in the UK before hitting retirement age. Yet I still have to pay them. Bummer.
9. It is good to go out for lunch with Scoobie pals to recover after more than two hours of concentrating on tax; but it is bad to go for an all you can eat yummy Indian buffet when you already have a dodgy tummy. Really bad.
10. And, overall...?
"The hardest thing to understand in this world is income taxes." Albert Einstein.If he needed an accountant, then maybe, so do I.