by Em Lynas
Last year was weird. I signed with agent Amber Caraveo of
Skylark Literary and landed a 3 book deal with Kate Wilson of Nosy Crow.
Next
year is set to be weirder as I write two more books in the Toadspit Towers
series and promote the first.
It feels weird because it’s led me to do a bit of thinking and wondering about
time: how it’s passed and how and why I kept writing over...
EIGHTEEN YEARS!
Eighteen years from ‘I think I’ll become a writer!’ to ‘I
have a book coming out in August!’
Why did it take me so long? What were my steps? What led me
to here? What led me to Toadspit Towers, School for Witches and the deal with
Nosy Crow. If I'd known it would take so long would I have even started?
Let’s go back to 1999. Yes, the last century! Before the millennium!
I was a teacher. A reception teacher who needed to get out.
I had A PLAN!
Become a picture book writer and never suffer an OFSTED ever again!
I was obviously an expert in picture books (reception teacher remember) so, I wrote lots of picture books. They were bad picture
books. They all lacked something. But not always the same something. They were amateurish.
Some of these books had:
No lead character, tick; no conflict, tick; no plot, tick; no theme, tick.
Comedy? Tick. Yes. They all had comedy.
I kept writing
because:
I had great feedback from agents and editors. I even had a
near miss from a big publisher. They kept Maybe
the Baby for a year and then said no. That was a bad ending. The book’s
ending was bad too.
What next? Stick to picture books and learn my craft? Of
course not. Picture books were obviously far too hard (everyone said so) and I
needed to try something different, something easier.
Aha! PLAN 2
Become a comedy sketch writer.
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| Link provided to Lily's Tassels on request. |
I signed up for a comedy class. It turned out to be less a
class and more a boozy gang of very sweary comics (think VIZ but actual live
people) led by a not-very-funny outspoken woman with a not-very-funny act that
involved extreme piercing and tassel twirling.
I kept writing because:
This group led to my
friend and I meeting with a local comedian who had an idea for a comedy drama script.
Aha! PLAN 3 –
Become a script writer.
We wrote the script for From
Fags to Riches. Six episode outlines and one full script of episode one.
That script is waiting to be discovered. It’s good. One day it may find a home.
This script has:
An interesting premise, tick; a well-structured plot, tick;
believable characters, tick; loads of peril, tick; comedy and pathos, tick;
well-known actors and actresses interested in taking parts, tick.
No production company deals, tick; it’s not my voice, tick.
I kept writing
because:
I was getting a sense of my voice. I had my own ideas. They
wouldn’t go away. I’d learned a lot about structure while we wrote the script.
But what next? Stick to scriptwriting? Nope. I love books. I love comedy. Mmm.
Comedy.
Aha! PLAN 4 Write
a book. A comedy for adults.
Mother on the
Mantelpiece. I still like this book. Brenda, school secretary, is a middle-aged
woman being haunted by her mother who still ‘knows best’ and is ruling her life
from the grave.
This book has:
an interesting premise, tick; an unrequited romance with the
bloke downstairs, tick; believable characters, tick; comedy and pathos, tick; a
beginning, tick.
No plot, tick; no ending; tick.
By now I’d been to a few scriptwriting courses and creative
writing courses, and had begun to engage with other writers. I joined the
online critique group You Write On
and Harper Collins critique site Authonomy.
What a great procrastination! What an emotional
rollercoaster. What a waste of writing time. BUT I did learn lessons. It was an
introduction to objectivity versus subjectivity. ‘Your characters are so
believable!’ ‘Your characters aren’t believable.’ ‘Love your premise.’ ‘Hate
your premise.’ ‘Your plot is so well paced.’ ‘Your plot is too frantic.’
I kept writing because:
People at courses and online laughed. They found my writing
funny. That was amazing.
Aha! PLAN 5 Write
a different book. A really silly book for kids. The daftest book I can write.
I loved Tony Ross’s book Don’t
Do That! About a kid who gets their finger stuck up their nose and it
reminded me of the saying – If The Wind
Changes You’ll Stay Like That! A warning not to pull faces.
And so Gurner Gobbit
and the Bloodcurdling Bug-Eyed Jawbreaker was born. This was the first novel that I actually completed. I loved it. I loved Gurner and his recklessness, and
his best friend Pete who was obsessed with reporting Gurner’s antics. It was
whacky – set in an alternative Lancashire where extreme face pulling was the
norm. But certain faces were BANNED as too dangerous. Pulling the BANNED faces
had consequences.
This book has:
A ridiculous premise, tick; bonkers characters, tick; crazy
events, tick; comedy conflict, tick; logical plot, tick.
Really poor set up of the events and ending, tick; a
protagonist who can’t speak because his face is distorted, tick.
I kept writing
because:
I joined SCBWI. Gurner won an honorary mention in The 2010
Undiscovered Voices. An editor saw the book on Authonomy and expressed interest. People thought it was funny.
Next plan. PLAN 6.
6! Get a book ready for the next Undiscovered Voices competition. Maybe twist a
traditional tale?
To Destiny or Death!
Prince Bob is turned into a frog by the evil Hagatha and it’s all King Fred’s
fault! I love King Fred and his food
related idiolect. Another completed book! And it’s in my voice.
This book has:
A big heart, tick; strong characters, tick; a structured
plot, tick; conflict and peril, tick; logical set up and motivations, tick;
funny dialogue, tick.
A protagonist who can’t speak because he’s a frog, tick. There is now a pattern of non-speaking protagonists. If 2 makes a pattern.
I kept writing
because:
To Destiny or Death!
won a place in the 2012 Undiscovered Voices competition. I signed with an
agent. I had publishers interested. It failed to get past sales and marketing.
Note the date. 2012
We’re now
thirteen years into the journey to publication. I haven’t mentioned the other picture
books I’ve written, the two teen books planned and not written, volunteering for
SCBWI, setting up the poetry website the funeverse with SCBWI friends,
joining the blog Notes from the Slushpile with even more SCBWI friends. I'd become very busy at being a writer.
Back to the timeline.
This was a dip time. A bit of a depressing time. I considered
not writing. I felt I knew what I was doing now. I understood structure, set
up, characterisation etc etc etc but I was failing at the last hurdle – being
published. It was very difficult to maintain any enthusiasm for submitting and
sharing my work with the publishing industry.
I kept writing
because:
I still loved writing and I had another story. A story that
still makes me smile. Florence and
the Meanies – Cupcake Catastrophe! I also wrote book 2 Canine Calamity!
Based on the Cinderella dynamic, Florence and her two fairy
godmothers must save the princes from the evil Meanies. Florence was a lot of
fun to write, especially because the two fairy godmothers Hatty and Dotty are
such contrasts of good and naughty. But having parted company with my agent I
wasn’t sure I wanted to put Florence (and me) through the submission process.
So I worked with my daughter Katherine Lynas to produce an illustrated version for
the kindle and we did the layout for a createspace book too. I’ve since
withdrawn the book because ... I have a plan for Florence.
These books have:
Everything I want them to have especially warmth, heart, my voice and my daughter's fabulous illustrations.
I kept writing
because:
A new character popped up with a very personal and unique
story. Daisy knew what she didn’t want. She definitely didn’t want to go to
witch school. I wrote her story. I re-wrote it. I wrote it again. That was in 2015.
Then, in 2016 Prince Bob won a SCBWI BI slushpile challenge
with Amber Caraveo and she said the magic words – what else have you got? And I
answered – I have Daisy! She’s an actress who’s been dumped at Toadspit Towers,
School for Witches, by her granny. Amber fell for Daisy. She fell for the voice.
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| Pg 93 in the catalogue! Click here! |
You can read about Daisy on the Nosy Crow website. In August
2017 she will have her book birthday and I will be a published author.
So, EIGHTEEN LONG YEARS! Could I have done it sooner? Was there a
short cut I missed? What if I’d done a creative writing degree? What if I’d
done an MA? Would I have climbed the learning curve faster? Would I have been published faster? I don’t think so. No. Not me. There
was so much to discover and learn. Not just about the techniques of writing but
I had to discover my voice, discover what I cared about and discover what motivated
me.
I thought comedy was the motivation, I thought I just wanted
to make children laugh. But comedy is just the genre I use to write about the
things I care about. It just took me a while to discover what those things
were.
What was the main thing that gave me the confidence to keep writing? SCBWI BI. Winning Undiscovered Voices and the Slushpile Challenge was incredibly motivating. I had to be doing something right if I'd won those. And you should never underestimate the power of SCBWI friendships. They just won't let you give up!
If you're writing for children and are a member of SCBWI BI (or Europe) you can enter these amazing competitions for free. Do it.
Em Lynas
