Starring
Em Lynas as The Author
Many publishers as The
Acquisitions Monster
Candy Gourlay as The
Internet Fairy
Amber Caraveo as The
Agent Angel
The Nosy Crow Team as
The Awesome Publishing Guru
Once upon a time there
was an author tip tapping away in a lonely garret writing rubbish. Total
rubbish - but funny rubbish. Over many years, as her slushpile grew, so did the
rejections and eventually she developed SYMPTOMS. Nervous tics, blank stares, twitching
fingers and, worst of all, doubt.
