Friday 11 April 2008

Dr Seuss Cartwheeling in His Grave

Fiona Dunbar, author of Lulu Baker and the Silk Sisters books, sent me this hilarious mock-take of picture book cinematization (allegedly written by Dr Seuss himself):
Stop Making Movies About My Books

The Onion

Stop Making Movies About My Books

On the fourteenth of March, in towns nationwide, In every cinema, multiplex, on every barnside, Gleamed another adapting of...

Of course if any of us were offered some Hollywood cash for the film rights to anything we've written, the answer is pre-ordained!


  1. The Lorax will be next. My favourite ruined by a 'Made in China' label on the Thneed and a guest apperance by George Bush tooting Free Trade to ignite the economy.


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